Who is this crazy jackass?
- Name: Jeff Morris, Ph.D.
- Residence: Alabama
- Ethnicity: 99.5% White Trash Borderer
- Occupation: Microbiologist
- Age: Old enough to remember a world with 3 TV channels and no Internet
- Political Affiliation: Raw Egg Nationalism (do you even slonk, bro?)
- Favorite Animal: The war quokka
- Top 5 Favorite Albums of All Time, in no particular order:
- Slayer, Reign In Blood
- Emperor, Anthems to the Welkin at Dusk
- Cynic, Focus
- Coil, Horse Rotor Vator
- Leæther Strip, Self-Inflicted
- Top 5 Movies of All Time, in no particular order:
- Conan the Barbarian
- Koyanisqaatsi
- Natural Born Killers
- The Northman
- Goodfellas


Nice top 5 list. I actually haven’t heard of Coil. Will check them out. I love that there’s another microbiologist that love metal out there!