How to Contact Me

Method 1

1. Learn my True Name
2. Suffocate a pigeon in ~ 1 L rat blood
3. Induce gnostic trance
4. Write my True Name and your message to me in pigeon-infused rat blood on the pages of a stolen bible
5. Burn this message in the flame of a black candle while chanting the chorus of Morbid Angel’s “Lord of All Fevers and Plague”

Method 2

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