The Antisocial Darwinist

(Warning for the squeamish, there are a lot of curse words in here)

Life has been insane for the past 2 years. No question about that. The real question is, how do we stop the insanity? Let’s have a look.

First, some people believe we are entering a “new normal” era, and we should keep doing what we’re doing to avoid catching COVID-19. Those people are neurotic weirdos and you should never talk to them again. Shun them, push them out of your life and your work in every way you possibly can. They are unreliable, cowardly, and servile, not built for serious human interaction. That’s step one of how to restore sanity in your daily life.

Second, the coronavirus is now endemic. Well, it was endemic before you and I ever heard of it; there was never the slightest possibility of curtailing its spread once it escaped Wuhan. Ever single thing we have done to attempt to arrest it has been futile, and all the damage done to our economies, our souls, and our politics has been for naught. That’s the bad news; the good news is that you can just fucking ignore the virus. Refuse to be tested! If you feel sick, stay home from work, but who fucking cares if it’s a cold or if it’s COVID-19? There is no point in worrying about it; nothing any of us do will prevent approximately everyone from contracting this virus within the next year or two. So quit paying attention to it.

Remember how you treated infectious diseases before the government turned on the fear machine? You had a fever, you stayed home. Or maybe you didn’t. Did you ever wear a mask? If not, why not? Old people die from the fucking flu all the time, you grandma killer. You didn’t because wearing masks is inhuman, and grandma would rather take a small risk of illness in return for seeing her grandchildren’s faces when they talk to her. So get back to that. IGNORE THE CORONAVIRUS, DON’T GET TESTED, and for damn sure don’t act like people around you with a cough are spreading the bubonic plague. DO NOT report “exposures”, and shun anybody who does as the sniveling narc that they are. That’s the number two way to get back to normal.

The number three way to get back to normal is to delete every fucking piece of email from any form of health authority, and don’t answer the phone if they call either. These people are a mix of insane and evil, and have a vested interest in keeping you at maximum fear level forever. Consider this glorious tidbit from the geniuses that I work for, just in time for Christmas:

With positive cases increasing at work, in the community, in the state and around the country — and with the holidays upon us — it is even more important that we remain vigilant to protect ourselves and each other. How can we do this? At work, wear a mask at all times, maintain social distancing and refrain from gathering in groups in breakrooms for celebrations and meals. Frequent hand washing is also critical. At home, wear a mask and stay distant if you think you have been exposed and wash hands frequently.

DON’T DO ANY OF THIS SHIT, with the possible exception of wearing a mask (under protest, of course) at work to appease the Covid Karen Gestapo so you don’t get fired. The rest of this is fucking crazy. Well, the masks at work thing is fucking crazy too, but there’s no point going full Don Quixote and getting fired over a dress code. But “remain vigilant to protect ourselves”???? What the hell man, YOU ARE GOING TO CATCH IT. Nothing will stop that. Quit being a fucking pussy and deal with it. That’s the number three way to get back to normal.

So just to reiterate, kids, three steps to restore normality: 1) tell the Covid Karens to fuck off, 2) stop getting tested and narcing on people who get sick, and 3) quit listening to the idiots from the hospitals and health departments. And have a merry, unmasked, vax-optional Christmas with all the sane people in your life!